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      <title>1Q84 is the worst book ever</title>
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<div style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; border: 0px; line-height: 1.428571em; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, 'Droid Sans', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); text-align: justify;">Last year on the Italian version of this blog I wrote an enthusiastic review of <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1846554071/ref=as_li_ss_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=390957&amp;creativeASIN=1846554071&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=dandandin-20">Haruki Murakami's 1Q84</a><img alt="" border="0" height="1" src="http://ir-na.amazon-adsystem.com/e/ir?t=dandandin-20&amp;l=as2&amp;o=1&amp;a=1846554071" style="border:none !important; margin:0px !important;" width="1" /> . I found it very interesting and I was eager to read the <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0099549050/ref=as_li_ss_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=390957&amp;creativeASIN=0099549050&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=dandandin-20">third volume</a><img alt="" border="0" height="1" src="http://ir-na.amazon-adsystem.com/e/ir?t=dandandin-20&amp;l=as2&amp;o=1&amp;a=0099549050" style="border:none !important; margin:0px !important;" width="1" /> .</div>

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<div style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; border: 0px; line-height: 1.428571em; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, 'Droid Sans', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); text-align: justify;">Since the ending is so plain <span style="color:#000000"><span style="background-color:#000000">(they come back in their world, leaving everything behind... or not)</span></span>, why, in one of the last chapters, describing in every finest detail how those <span style="color:#000000"><span style="background-color:#000000">little people come out from the mouth of Ushikawa's corpse&nbsp;they form a circle and start to <span style="color:#000000"><span style="background-color:#000000">sew an air chrysalid</span></span>??? In the ending do you plan to explain who are those fucking <span style="color:#000000"><span style="background-color:#000000">little people</span></span>? Do you plan to explain about what is the purpose that fucking <span style="color:#000000"><span style="background-color:#000000">air chrysalid</span></span>? Do you plan to explain why they make sure to finish it before <span style="color:#000000"><span style="background-color:#000000">the body get cremated</span></span>? So, why you write a fucking chapter about it?!?!? You are a bastard, you write so many details, you thicken the plot, <strong>and then get away with a rushed final chapter that doesn't solve ANYTHING!</strong></span></span></div>

<div style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; border: 0px; line-height: 1.428571em; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, 'Droid Sans', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); text-align: justify;">Finally after 20 years <span style="color:#000000"><span style="background-color:#000000">they get together: I always loved you, but now we have to run, also I am pregnant, it's your child.</span></span> And the other immediately understands it "ah, yes <span style="color:#000000"><span style="background-color:#000000">four months ago I had sex with another girl that said don't worry I can't get pregnant, for some reason you got pregnant instead... well, anyway I had many sex deams with you, it's fine anyway right?" and, climbing a ladder, they come back to the normal world</span></span> (or not)</div>

<div style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; border: 0px; line-height: 1.428571em; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, 'Droid Sans', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); text-align: justify;">And what about <span style="color:#000000"><span style="background-color:#000000">Ushikawa</span></span>? He hadn't <span style="color:#000000"><span style="background-color:#000000">get through the dimensional passage</span></span>, so why he also was shocked to see&nbsp;<span style="color:#000000"><span style="background-color:#000000">two moons in the night sky</span></span>? And those <span style="color:#000000"><span style="background-color:#000000">little people</span></span>? They made <span style="color:#000000"><span style="background-color:#000000">a dog die by making it exploding</span></span> and then? Over? Just for fun? Who are them? What's their purpose? Wow, they <span style="color:#000000"><span style="background-color:#000000">killed a dog</span></span>&nbsp;without a reason, so we must be afraid of them. Why the leader, was forced to <span style="color:#000000"><span style="background-color:#000000">had sex with underage girls</span></span>? Why? Fukaeri <span style="color:#000000"><span style="background-color:#000000">writes that book </span></span> and then? Goes home after <span style="color:#000000"><span style="background-color:#000000">three months of exile </span></span> and over? Just disappears? Did she talk with <span style="color:#000000"><span style="background-color:#000000">crows</span></span>? Or they were <span style="color:#000000"><span style="background-color:#000000">just spying her for that little people</span></span>? Why the docter, just after <span style="color:#000000"><span style="background-color:#000000">Fukaeri comes back home</span></span>, asks clearly if <span style="color:#000000"><span style="background-color:#000000">she had sex with Tengo</span></span>? It's because she's a famous <span style="color:#000000"><span style="background-color:#000000">ninphomaniac</span></span>? She <span style="color:#000000"><span style="background-color:#000000">got pregnant</span></span>? It's not normal to clearly ask to a thirty years old man if he <span style="color:#000000"><span style="background-color:#000000">&nbsp;had sex with the underage girl that was living in his house</span></span>, right?</div>

<div style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; border: 0px; line-height: 1.428571em; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, 'Droid Sans', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); text-align: justify;">Tengo's father really <span style="color:#000000"><span style="background-color:#000000">autoinduced his come and his soul was wandering in Tokyo?</span></span> How could he do that? WIth so many things a <span style="color:#000000"><span style="background-color:#000000">soul can do in Tokyo, he really has to knock doors asking to pay the TV subscription</span></span>????? And then why he <span style="color:#000000"><span style="background-color:#000000">knocks the door only to main characters</span></span>??? How he got the address?? And why??&nbsp;<span style="line-height:1.428571em">What's the purpose of <span style="color:#000000"><span style="background-color:#000000">air chrysalids</span></span>? Tengo sees one of them, with <span style="color:#000000"><span style="background-color:#000000">a girl inside, but then it suddenly disappears</span></span>, then he tries to see it again without success by smoking pot: should he use heavier drugs?</span></div>

<div style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; border: 0px; line-height: 1.428571em; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, 'Droid Sans', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); text-align: justify;">What about <span style="color:#000000"><span style="background-color:#000000">Tengo's sex buddy</span></span>? From what her husband said, it looks like she <span style="color:#000000"><span style="background-color:#000000">got violently tortured and killed</span></span>, but he doesn't care. Really? Why Tengo's mother looks like <span style="color:#000000"><span style="background-color:#000000">his (now dead?) sex buddy</span></span>? Why Tengo has <span style="color:#000000"><span style="background-color:#000000">sex dreams with his mother</span></span>?</div>

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